Allergic to Mornings and Mediocrity | Embroidered Sweatshirt

For those who believe that mornings—and mediocrity—are best avoided, this sweatshirt’s got you covered. The “Allergic to Mornings and Mediocrity” sweatshirt features our laid-back black cat mascot, perfectly embroidered to capture your disdain for early starts and anything less than exceptional. Cozy, stylish, and full of attitude, it’s the ultimate statement piece for setting your own high standards.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Heavy Blend Comfort: Crafted from a premium blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt delivers warmth and coziness, ideal for lazy mornings or days when you demand nothing but the best. The air jet yarn ensures a soft, pill-resistant finish that stays looking sharp.
• Detailed Embroidery: The chilled-out black cat design and witty slogan are embroidered with care, adding texture and a high-quality touch that stands out in your wardrobe.
• Durable Construction: Built with double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs, this sweatshirt is made to last—because excellence shouldn’t come at the cost of durability.
• Classic Fit for Everyday Wear: The relaxed, classic fit makes this sweatshirt perfect for pairing with your favorite jeans or sweatpants, whether you’re staying in bed a little longer or tackling the day head-on (once you’ve had your coffee, of course).

Details:

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for ultimate softness and durability.
• Available Sizes: S-XL (check our size guide for your perfect fit!)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low. To keep the embroidery looking its best, avoid ironing directly over the design.

Slip into this sweatshirt and make your statement: mornings are overrated, and mediocrity has no place in your world. Perfect for anyone who knows that greatness starts with comfort—and a healthy disdain for early alarms.

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